The iPhone Existeth

January 10, 2007 - Leave a comment...

iPhone KeypadTo quote [tag]Bill in Portland, Maine[/tag]:

CHEERS to the [tag]iPHONE[/tag]!!!! It slices! It dices! It makes julian fries at the touch of a button! Turn it upside down and it becomes an all-in-one tire inflator and grout remover! Place a pork roast in the chamber and then…”set it and forget it!!” But wait, there’s more! Make deposits and withdrawals with the handy ATM feature! Twist on the rotor attachment and to turn it into your own personal CommuterCopter™! Or add the exclusive Nipple 3.0 and feed your infant 100% pure breastmilk for up to 10 minutes while playing the latest single from Beyonce! And somewhere on it I think there’s a phone. How quaint.

iWant one. Just have to wait until summer to get it.

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