The Death and Return of Superman

Yeah, that. I actually own the “Superman Is Dead” issue, naively thinking it might actually be worth something someday. In other news, I have a short stack of toilet paper with some pretty colors on it if anyone needs some…

PS – Elijah Wood is my hero.

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