The Invasion Is Nigh

This is what will be invading my house in three days. Just one of them, but we’re assuming he’s the advanced recon team relaying intel back to the horde…

Of course, if we feed it and water it, scientists tell us it could grow as large as 120 pounds or more… yet still retain the weaponized cute-ray. God help us all.

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