The Fourth Wall

Entry and artwork by Coyoty. Once again, I find myself reading entries in my own journal, some of them accurate accounts of lives I’ve had, some of lives I may have in the future, and others that are obvious fantasy. I hope. I’ve experienced some strange things, but I don’t look forward to being an
+ Read More

Invaders from Space

Invaders from Space

Entry by Menokh. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 different people. I wake up with a sudden rush of adrenaline. The building I’m in, whatever it is, feels and
+ Read More

I have creative fans.

I have creative fans.

Sometimes I think very highly of myself for earning a living making shit up, but I’m constantly reminded of just how good my fans are at making shit up as well. Seriously, you guys are an exceptional bunch of people. If you haven’t seen what people have been submitting for The Lives of Dexter Peterson
+ Read More

You Just Lost The Game

You Just Lost The Game

Entry by Steven Shiroma. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 different people. When one awakes it is often to the sound of an alarm clock, a cell phone, a
+ Read More

2,000 Years of Peace

2,000 Years of Peace

Entry by Runtt. This entry needs artwork! Note from General Ebel: Obviously, this one ain’t eligible for prizes since Runtt is drumming for the freaking album in the first place. He’s already getting this stuff for free! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City.
+ Read More

Whiskers and War Wounds

Whiskers and War Wounds

Entry by Wyatt. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 different people. No, don’t put down the book, I’m serious. 11,577. It’s a hard thing to believe, I know, but
+ Read More

Logistical Overdrive Time

Logistical Overdrive Time

My annual VIP Beer Bash is coming up in about two weeks and I’m slowly going into logistical overload. The first year, maybe eight people showed up. Last year it was closer to twelve. This year I’m expecting two dozen or better VIP fans at my house and that’s a lot of mouths to feed
+ Read More

The Anti-Social Network

The Anti-Social Network

Every ten minutes another Indie Music website is born. Okay, that statistic is a completely ad rectum statement, but sometimes it seems that way. I get emails from these budding young social networking sites weekly. Almost daily. Honestly, I’m not sure whom some of them are trying to kid; nobody wants to go to a
+ Read More

A Note About Personal Info On The Internet

A Note About Personal Info On The Internet

General Ebel is disappointed. I am really, really disappointed, in fact, that I even need to post this. Fortunately it has nothing to do with me and my personal data, but seeing a friend deal with this has seriously damaged my already dwindling faith in human wisdom. You see, someone thought it would be a
+ Read More

Megaplex 2011: The Hot, Sticky Faces of Florida

Megaplex 2011: The Hot, Sticky Faces of Florida

The concert at Megaplex was, as always, a hell of a lot of fun. Sadly this year we didn’t do the Rocky Horror Picture Show production as in years past, but I still had a great weekend hanging out with friends and fans I haven’t seen in months. As a testament to the Raw Concentrated
+ Read More

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

The Democratically Elected Best of Matthew Ebel Join the Robot Army, get a FREE album!

* indicates required

Enlist Today!