“Are you going to teach?” and Other Stupid Things People Say

“Are you going to teach?” and Other Stupid Things People Say

I’m starting to wonder if people actually listen to themselves as they speak. Watching Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Palin is enough proof to the contrary, but in this case I’m referring to ordinary people, far far from the political spotlight. They’re aunts, parents, friends, even teachers who should know better. They all say the same
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Every Surgeon Needs A Robot

Every Surgeon Needs A Robot

WARNING: Robotic surgery footage in this video. Not horrifying, but the squeamish shouldn’t watch. The folks over at NPR affiliate WBUR ran a piece about a doctor removing an alarmingly large tumor with the help of robot friends. The hospital even made their own documentary video using, you guessed it, Everybody Needs A Robot.

Matthew Ebel…  The Brony?

Matthew Ebel… The Brony?

You’re not an official internet nerd now unless this has happened to you. Even if I’m not exactly a Brony (yet… maybe this phenom is more infectious than it should be), I still think this is adorable. Artwork made by Daniel Stamp, the guy that runs the 100% unofficial Matthew Ebel Bootlegs site.

Academic Ninjery

Academic Ninjery

I don’t remember this ever happening when I was in school.

The Littlest Ninja Yet

The Littlest Ninja Yet

I have the best fans EVER.

Lost My Way – Live in Atlanta

Lost My Way – Live in Atlanta

Seriously, this has got to be the most fun song I perform. The audiences always add their own flavor to the loop every single time and it’s difficult to keep a straight face while doing this one! Matthew Ebel dot net All-Access and higher members can actually download the full-quality versions of these videos as
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Caffeine + Live Streams = This

Caffeine + Live Streams = This

My apologies for UStream’s crappy, loud pre-roll ads, but here’s the June 3 streaming concert recording in case you missed it!

Working Without Words

Working Without Words

Sometimes the muse just ain’t kicking in the way you want her to. Planning a long-term creative project is like planning any other business venture: If you’re only planning for success, you’re planning to fail. If your budget doesn’t account for the inevitable months or even years of sluggish numbers, you’re looking at your business
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Thank You, Member #269

Thank You, Member #269

One of my Matthew Ebel dot net members canceled their subscription yesterday, forever. My system knew her as Member #269, but I knew her by name. Normally this isn’t worth a blog entry; it happens every month. Some of my loyal superfans hit rough economic bumps and just can’t stay on board. After her subscription
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The Re-Humanization of Music

The Re-Humanization of Music

Music piracy, as we all know, is the sole reason for the downfall of the Big Label Music Industry™, right? Those damn kids with the BitTorrents and the WiFi’s, P2Peeing all over my lawn like they own the place. They don’t value music at all anymore, so musicians will have to earn their living selling
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