Over My Head

Over My Head

Entry by Goldeen Ogawa. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 people. The room was so white it was almost blinding. The floor was white tile, the walls were white wash.
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Conspiracy of the Bulls

Conspiracy of the Bulls

Entry by Glen Lupher Jr. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 different people. The sound of chanting rang in my ears as I blinked my eyes open and looked
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A Question of Sanity

Example by Matthew Ebel, Art by Genesis Whitmore Unknown date, definitely in the near future from 2005. Another thing happened for which I have no explanation: After Antarctica I became a psychiatrist in an Illinois hospital. I don’t know what year that was either, but the place looked like the hospital from One Flew Over
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Powdered Wigs in Paradise

Example by Matthew Ebel, Art by Genesis Whitmore I have no idea what has happened in South America. Technically, it’s not even South America yet, but I’ve covered this before. Apparently I ordered a covert expedition to find gold or valuables in Spanish-controlled territory. I believe I’ve kept this from the local officials with the
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I’ve Never Heard of You Either

I’ve Never Heard of You Either

This is a reblog-with-permission from fellow musician Rob Michael of the Atmos Trio. I thought it was perfectly in line with my previous post about other people lowering your expectations for you. I’ve had people say to me, on a few occasions, “You play so great, why aren’t you Famous?” or “I’ve never heard of
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“Are you going to teach?” and Other Stupid Things People Say

“Are you going to teach?” and Other Stupid Things People Say

I’m starting to wonder if people actually listen to themselves as they speak. Watching Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Palin is enough proof to the contrary, but in this case I’m referring to ordinary people, far far from the political spotlight. They’re aunts, parents, friends, even teachers who should know better. They all say the same
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Every Surgeon Needs A Robot

Every Surgeon Needs A Robot

WARNING: Robotic surgery footage in this video. Not horrifying, but the squeamish shouldn’t watch. The folks over at NPR affiliate WBUR ran a piece about a doctor removing an alarmingly large tumor with the help of robot friends. The hospital even made their own documentary video using, you guessed it, Everybody Needs A Robot.

Matthew Ebel…  The Brony?

Matthew Ebel… The Brony?

You’re not an official internet nerd now unless this has happened to you. Even if I’m not exactly a Brony (yet… maybe this phenom is more infectious than it should be), I still think this is adorable. Artwork made by Daniel Stamp, the guy that runs the 100% unofficial Matthew Ebel Bootlegs site.

Academic Ninjery

Academic Ninjery

I don’t remember this ever happening when I was in school.

The Littlest Ninja Yet

The Littlest Ninja Yet

I have the best fans EVER.

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