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The Myxercycle was made possible by the folks over at Myxer. Go with it!

If you want to try one of these bike kits, check ‘em out over at electricrider.com

The Myxercycle was made possible by the folks over at Myxer. Go with it!

If you want to try one of these bike kits, check ‘em out over at electricrider.com

And just like last year, I want to get home and start work on my next big project. I’m planning on something big, new, exciting, and potentially dangerous. Something that could either save independent musicians like myself or drive me straight into a boring day job.

With your help, I’ll stay afloat, even after I get off that giant boat onto the mainland. I’ll be a lot more specific in September, but for now all I can think of is a clock counting down to the end of my exile here on Block Island.

The Myxercycle was made possible by the folks over at Myxer. Go with it!

If you want to try one of these bike kits, check ‘em out over at electricrider.com

The Myxercycle was made possible by the folks over at Myxer. Go with it!

I mention Sheldon Brown in this video as well. Sheldon is the quintessential bike nerd with all kinds of helpful articles on bike maintenance. If it can be done, he’s got a procedure for you to read through. Believe me, it’s a lot easier than working on your car.

If you want to try one of these bike kits, check ‘em out over at electricrider.com

Update: A local business owner finally clued me in that commercial power around here is about 75¢ per kWh. I’ve re-done the whole article to match the new math. Higher than I thought, still not worth pissing off your customers.

I eat ate lunch pretty much every weekend at Aldo’s restaurant for the same reason I eat breakfast at the bakery every morning- free internet and a power outlet. Last year it was the perfect routine… donuts, coffee, blogging, then on to the performance or off to bike around the island. Seven days a week the bakery got my money and every weekend the restaurant served me at least two meals.

This year, however, they’ve covered all the power outlets. No more running the laptop on their dime. For all the tourists that drift through and considering rising energy costs, it makes sense, right? Wrong.

Do The Math

Unlike Aldo’s Bakery and Restaurant, I actually did the math. Here is the breakdown:

• Avg. retail electricity price in RI: 13.98¢ per kWh
  http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epa/fig7p4.html
• Block Island price: 75¢ per kWh
  According to a local business owner.
• MacBook maximum hourly power draw: .06 kWh
• .06 kwh x 75¢ = 4.5¢ per hour
• Average time I spend at Aldo’s: 27 hours per week
• 4.5¢ x 27 = $1.21 per week

The Worst Case Scenario

If ten MacBooks were plugged into the bakery’s ten outlets, running at full power draw, from open to close 17 hours a day, they would cost the restaurant a mind-boggling… um… $7.65 per day.

If all ten MacBook users spent only an hour here (45¢ total energy cost) and bought only one small cup of coffee each, they would pay for the next 20 people to do the same. (I know what the markup is on coffee at the bakery.)

For all 10 weeks that I’m on this island, if all 10 of us fictional MacBook users were cranking away at full steam in here, that’s a grand total of $535 they’ve spent in two and a half months assuming maximum capacity all the time.

But I am only one MacBook user. I am only here on average 27 hours a week to do my business and eat a couple of meals. At most, I am costing them $1.21 per week.

What is Aldo’s losing for that $1.21?

By making their power unavailable to me, they’re losing two lunch meals every weekend- a burger here is about $15 when all is said and done, somehow I doubt the profit margin is less than $1.21. They give the locals a 10-15% discount on some items, so they’re still making a profit at $13.50.

For $1.21 they’re losing a beer or two with each of those burgers. That’s a $4.50 Widmer Hefeweizen, usually, and between two beers I doubt the markup is less than $1.21. This is on tap, too, not in a bottle.

For $1.21 they’re losing all the Google juice that comes from me Twittering and blogging about my field office (this is probably the last post you’ll see on my site with Aldo’s in it).

The End Result

What do I see as a customer? I see a place that wants me to come in, spend money, and leave ASAP. I understand that costs are rising, but there are better (and far more effective) ways to save money. This move was obviously made without the customers in mind. It’s the same kind of move my web host made when they crammed twice as many sites onto one server and outsourced all their tech support to Mars.

Turn off the lights in the ice cream freezer and bakery displays when nobody’s in the restaurant (or better yet, install a motion sensor). Put a low-flow toilet in the bathroom. Turn off the TV’s in the bar until someone sits down for a drink (they draw more power than my MacBook anyway). Hell, charge me a quarter per hour… that’s over 5 times the cost.

But don’t take any steps that will cost you a customer unless you’re going to save more than that customer is spending. Do the math, see what’s really worth it and what isn’t.

Update: Just found out that Aldo’s will charge you $7 an HOUR if you want to plug in. Methinks this may not be an actual cost-saving move but a way to gouge tourists and locals at the same time. With a 60w power supply, that’s over $!00 per kWh. Shameful.

(No, you probably won’t get it unless you know the Mayor of Podcasting.)

Coast Guard Collision

Apparently, our little guests are an import model. Must’ve escaped from some zoo or wild animal collector, or perhaps they belong to someone on the island who knows they’re not going to LEAVE the island. In any case, they’re fairly common creatures… in Africa. In New England, they’re about as rare as a properly pronounced R.

This is quite possibly the coolest thing I’ve found on this island yet. For more info, read the full article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_Goose

Okay, I found these little grass-munchers outside our motel room for the last several days. I’ve never seen anything like them before, some kind of ducks or geese. My problem is that I can’t find their species online, and I left my Sibley guide back in Boston! Arrgh!

Anyone think they can help me figure out what the heck these things are?

Name That Duck (Download Video)

Biking in the Rain (Download Video)

Week One on Block Island (Download Video)

PS – Rest in peace, George Carlin. May you continue pissing off the right people in the right ways long into the future.

Slow Day on Block Island (Download Movie)

Day 2 and Brewing (Download Video)

First Concert of Summer 2008 (Download Video)

Apparently, he created the [tag]Block Island Jobs[/tag] website and has been following all the stories tagged with “Block Island”. (This probably means he’s reading this too, so hi there!) He said that my name kept coming up and he’d noticed me here at Aldo’s from time to time doing the live video thing.

And people say all this digital stuff never creates any real-world connections. Tagging just brought a total stranger over to my table tonight to say hi, and it’ll probably bring him to my concert on Monday.