The Plot (and Mo) Thickens
We’re now 12 days into
Movember and, thus far I’ve got mixed results. For those that aren’t up to speed on this,
Movember is the month when men grow out the mustache to raise awareness and funds to fight prostate and testicular cancers. Hey, it’s a lot more macho than wearing a pink shirt, right?
Anyhoo, thus far my fans and I have only raised about $185 for the cause. ACK! This is pitiful! It’s not even close to the $1,250 that C.C. Chapman has raised! This is unacceptable! We must TAKE HIM DOWN! All you have to do to assure victory (and help fight cancer) is donate right here…
C.C.’s Inferior Mo
Of course, on the lighter side of things,
my Mo is totally beating the crap out of C.C.’s. And that’s what really matters, isn’t it? He’s even trying to make his Mo look bigger by losing a bunch of weight… nice try, CCFC, but your little stunt will do
nothing for you (except make you healthier and look better), my ’stache is already lifting weights and taking
Tae-Kwan-Mo. WE WILL DESTROY YOU IN A STEEL CAGE! Or something…
