A Song for My Subscribers

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Words and Music © Matthew Ebel Entertainment

This is a song for my subscribers,
I don’t treat them well at all.
I’d like to write them all hit songs
but this month I dropped the ball.

So this is the song for my subscribers.
This is a song for my subscribers.

Procrastination is the game
that I kept playing this July.
I guess I could say that I was on tour,
but we all know that’s a lie.

(Audience Harassment)

Maybe my cat ate my homework,
maybe my studio caught on fire,
maybe I was in a coma,
maybe I’m a rotten liar.

Maybe I was just too lazy,
maybe I am just a jerk,
I’m just glad that when I got here
I could put you all to work.

So this is the song for my subscribers.
This is a song for my subscribers.

This is a song for my subscribers.
That was the song for my subscribers.