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Matthew Ebel is an American musician, voice actor, and author whose performances have kept him at the forefront of modern technology and made him Guest of Honor at geek conventions nationwide. Learn more…

I Am The 99% (Hippie)

I Am The 99% (Hippie)

Click to view full-sized image. Feel free to share this image, unaltered except for re-sizing, anywhere you see fit. Please support efforts to create a fairer economic system. I don’t want a bailout or a handout, I want you to have an extra $10 in your pocket to spend on music. OccupyWallSt.org OccupyTogether.org

How I Almost Died Last Weekend

How I Almost Died Last Weekend

And then, from out of nowhere, the snow came.  We hadn’t even cleaned up from the party yet when the flakes began collecting on the leaves.  Snow this early always makes the best snowmen- mushy heavy, and packable.  If the trees were bare we might’ve spent the evening outside throwing it at each other.  Or
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Down Periscope

Down Periscope

It’s time for me to disappear. I’m so steenking close to finishing my next album, The Lives of Dexter Peterson, that I might go insane if it ain’t done soon. Rather than risk a padded apartment, I’m locking myself into the studio with a pile of fish and central coffee piped in. I won’t be
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Share Me.

Share Me.

General Ebel here, fresh off the plane from Fishcon 2011. I was recently interviewed by the Freelance 4 Real show and we talked about what it takes to survive as a small business- any small business -but particularly the über-competitive world of independent music. Co-hosts Justin Kownacki and Michael Sorg asked me about the delicate
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Candlelight Vigil

Candlelight Vigil

In memory of Steve Jobs (1955-2011), founder of Apple Inc.

Huey: My Favorite Pile of Goop

Huey: My Favorite Pile of Goop

For as long as I’ve been writing short stories I’ve struggled to formulate plots and environments that immerse, entertain, and provide an escape for the reader. I say “struggled” because every time I write, that’s what’s happening. Some authors can craft fantastic realms that are so real and so engaging in a single brainstorming session
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OMFG SHIRTS

OMFG SHIRTS

If you’re in need of some new, stylish threads for fall semester (or just for fall), you’re in luck: I HAVE NEW SHIRTS AVAILABLE! I pulled two designs right off of my album covers and turned them into wearable art. Now you can stay warm AND look like a total geek right along with me.
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Photos from the 2011 VIP Beer Bash

Photos from the 2011 VIP Beer Bash

The Beer Bash was absolutely awesome this year. More than twice the crowd of last year’s VIP’s showed up for 2011 and yet, somehow, we managed to feed and en-beer-inate all of them properly. Some of them came from as far away as Washington state, Louisiana, Florida, and Texas. One even came all the way
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Not Our Bed – Live in Atlanta

Not Our Bed – Live in Atlanta

After a long break from uploading these clips, they’re back! Matthew Ebel dot net All-Access and higher members can actually download the full-quality versions of these videos as they come out. The audio was graciously engineered by Keith Lesinski (same guy that made us sound awesome at the live event), the video was shot and
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The Fourth Wall

Entry and artwork by Coyoty. Once again, I find myself reading entries in my own journal, some of them accurate accounts of lives I’ve had, some of lives I may have in the future, and others that are obvious fantasy. I hope. I’ve experienced some strange things, but I don’t look forward to being an
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Invaders from Space

Invaders from Space

Entry by Menokh. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 different people. I wake up with a sudden rush of adrenaline. The building I’m in, whatever it is, feels and
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I have creative fans.

I have creative fans.

Sometimes I think very highly of myself for earning a living making shit up, but I’m constantly reminded of just how good my fans are at making shit up as well. Seriously, you guys are an exceptional bunch of people. If you haven’t seen what people have been submitting for The Lives of Dexter Peterson
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You Just Lost The Game

You Just Lost The Game

Entry by Steven Shiroma. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 different people. When one awakes it is often to the sound of an alarm clock, a cell phone, a
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2,000 Years of Peace

2,000 Years of Peace

Entry by Runtt. This entry needs artwork! Note from General Ebel: Obviously, this one ain’t eligible for prizes since Runtt is drumming for the freaking album in the first place. He’s already getting this stuff for free! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City.
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Whiskers and War Wounds

Whiskers and War Wounds

Entry by Wyatt. This entry needs artwork! My name is Dexter Jared Peterson. I am 26 years old and I live in New York City. In the last seven years I have lived as 11,577 different people. No, don’t put down the book, I’m serious. 11,577. It’s a hard thing to believe, I know, but
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